Christine, Greek Mafia Princess

She made contact! She's not dead or lost or kidnapped!

But she is being a stupid bitch and moving out and living at Oglethorpe with her boyfriend (?? what boyfriend ??) and she's 18 so they can't make her come home!




Don't you hate it when people fuck up their lives and you can't do anything about it?

How many of the missing people reported to the police do you think are actually found?

Zacob just came over and he said that I am SO COOL because even though it is like 10:45, he came over and borrowed N64 and Zelda, and I had dispatch on, and because I let him in my house even though he had no shoes on. So, just for the record, someone has finally recognized how I am SO COOL. And now I am just waiting for Kyle to call me back, though I don't think he's going to. He does not think I am SO COOL.

And I am really hyped up right now, I'm not sure why, but I eventually need to go to bed, because Sarah May is coming over at like 9 tomorrow morning with Chik-fil-a and then we are hanging out because I miss her muchisimo (not machisimo, stupid). But then evil mock trial is stealing her away from me but maybe I'll go with her, even if its just to harass Zacob who won't have slept at all because he's going to stay up all night and play Zelda.

Just for the record, I love Mary Doll. She is also SO COOL.

I bought a brown sweater but it has really ugly sequins on it, so I have to sit there and cut all the stupid sequins off. And I was going to do it tonight while watching LORDS OF DOGTOWN which just made my alltime favorite movie list this past week, or Dogma which I have never seen. But Kyle won't let me, cus I'll be ignoring him, but really he's ignoring me. So please excuse me, I have a sweater to destroy, and four movie stars to drool over.

My glasses died. They are completely broken and in no way repairable. And I don't have another pair. So I am currently blind. But we went to visionworks and I have an appointment for 5:30. At least I'll get a stronger prescription, so I'll actually be able to see. Unfortunately I can't go to Miss Aphrodite. Pobre Stephania. ANd they don't have my glasses instock right now at visionworks so I have to get really ugly glasses instead until they come in. I am so very distraught.

On a happy note, I bought the special edition of Empire Records which has more scenes than the version of Empire Records that I already had. I am completely stoked.


The band kids really need to get home. Pronto.



P.S. HAPPY 18TH, KYLE!!!

Wow, so I lived at Laura's house this weekend because Saturday we were at school all day for the WGI winterguard south eastern regionals competition. Let me just say, winterguard people are way scary and intense. And it was much too cold outside. But I had a wonderful time anyways, and went all over the school, downstairs, gym, softball field, around back, courtyard, tried to get on the roof, tennis courts, stadium, dugout, PARKING LOT with a clip board and a lightsaber to make you look official. Stalin and Indiana Jones made an appearance, and we had enough food to feed Uganda. WaHo was excellent. Obviously, after about 18 hours at school, I have many experience to share, but not enough energy to type it all. I am VERY tired.

What with the Apella newsletter thing? Anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about email theapella@gmail.com. Some anonymous person (I have no idea why it's anonymous) is starting an online oracle type of thing, only run by students, so we can't be censored. Francisco and Sauza think it's Igor, but they must be wrong because the email doens't mention Jesus even once.

The right half of my brain is psycho and crazy right now, and demanding things I can't have, and the left side of my brain knows why I can't have these things and scoffs at all the mess of emotions and whatnot that I have been getting myself into lately, but the right side of my brain doesn't care and it's making me want to scream. I am not like this!!! My emotions are a wee bit out of control. It's like anarchy, or something. I hate it, I'm not sappy or emotional! I must tak some advice from the emotion guru, Daria.

Daria: "My hormones don't rage. Oh sure, they get mad sometimes, but then they just stop speaking to each other."

ARG BLAST EVIL AWFUL SFDLKJHFLAKJHFASLNFKHALKFDJHALJD TIMES A HUNDRED THOUSAND
UZOCHUKWU!!!

LJSYFLHNYFLNASKYFDASKJR!!!

All has been for naught.

I'm so frustrated I'm making sex noises. - Kyle

AJLDKYlskirfu::lkjLFKJ:LFKJ:LFKJF:LKJF:LJ!

And then some.

You know, I would have a relatively peaceful existence if my FRIENDS weren't all PSYCHOTIC!! But then what would I do for fun? My church friends especially are wreaking havoc on my poor brain. Dern Church peoples. Speaking of which, I saw my church's head Minister at Starbucks. He called us Pekati. Like Mouse-clopsi, only not as cool. Nothing is as cool as Mouse-clops(male version), not (female version) because she is hacked to death by a doll weilding a meat cleaver. I've chosen Lavagirl as my new role model, but I might go with Mother Teresa instead. I wish I were a NINJA...

Kyle is moody because Raina left and he is no fun to talk to though he did eat all my cookies anyway. And I have no Sanity left, but I do have cookies left. I hate Jewelry design and I might stab myself with a metal file if I have to sit in that class from HELL again. And Stephanie won't leave me alone about guys because I'm not allowed to talk to a male without her playing matchmaker and why YES, Stephanie, I am AWARE of the fact that I am boyfriend-less and have been FOREVER since the beginning of time (which is not to be confused with the Land before Time, which is all about how JAP-y girls suck and everyone's a racist).

I have a student council trip coming up, and the very next week after that I have to fly to D.C. to visit my deranged Greek family, but I really need to get a job to prove to my mother that I love her (or something like that) and I have no money and I have to buy a present for Kyle, but I spent the last of my $$ on Sauza's ninja awesome-ness, which was well worth it- not to mention I got to go to Toys R Us and Laura broke a hula hoop and water spilled all over the floor so we ran away to the stuffed animal aisle.

I think I need some sleep.

I'm going to make cofee.

I haven't updated in an insanely long time. Me thinks this is because I have Kyle, which is a better form of Catharsis because he talks back and gives advice, and makes me laugh. Anywho. So much to Update, but mother is being a Nazi, so it will have to wait until after 6:30.



P.S. Today is my 1/3 Birthday (like half birthday, only not.)

Jealousy sucks. It's so... evil! I'm rotting from the inside out (eww!) and I can't STAND that I feel this way.



ARG!

Yesterday was pretty much the best day ever...

So I went shopping and bought books and my new ipod! yay! and its really fun and except I don't have any videos on my computer anyway so I haven't been able to play with that part yet. sigh. anywho and then I hung out with an Irishman and a Jew and an Ethiopian princess. And then I went to Sarah May's and hung out with all the scary drama folk and froze my butt off on the tennis courts. but it was fun! Yay!

P.S. My ipod is named theodore

So I just got home from Emory, where I had my eyeballs numbed and then a string stretch across each eye and then they flashed strobe lights in my face. It was slightly annoying... and now I'm drinking really good Dunkin Donuts coffee to soothe my mood and it is helping majorly. What is not helping is that I have an itch on my back right in the place I can't get to....

So I'm really very stressed out about Maxwell coming home on Monday. I am SO excited to see him and I miss him so much even though we fight all the time and can never get along. I really am very very happy he will be home. But I also know how he's going to be. He loves Israel and so when he gets back he's going to be a jerk and he'll be really moody and cranky, which is what Max does best anyway. And nothing here that he liked before will be good enough anymore because it's not Israeli. AUGFHASKDSGK! It should prove to be quite frustrating.

He and Jaimee both know he's going to be like that too, and since Mitchell is going to be out of town, I'm the only one going over there the day he gets home, because he doesn't want Eric and Jarrod and a ton of people over. So I get to listen to him whine and complain... I can barely tolerate him as it is...

OASUYHFOKSJHFLKJAHALKFJHSLFJHLJDHALKFJBOCIEUBFSUCYW:OIFDO!!!!

CHRISTMAS is STUPENDOUS!

and although Christmas is really all about goodwill toward men and family and peace on earth and baby jesus, my presents really rocked this year!

and I ate so much so now I am fat like the kid in my picture!


MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE BROWN!

I just got homne from Adi's going away party. I was the first one to leave, which I am grateful for, because I don't think I could have handled it once everyone started bawling. Adi was crying though, and it was so hard to say goodbye. I'm proud of myself though, because I held it together until I got outside, so I didn't make everything worse. I reallly love Adi alot, but honestly, we're not close enough to be sure that I'll see her again.


God, that sucks.

SAUZA MADE ME A SPY MOTORCYCLE!

its black with gizmos and speediness and its even personalized!

I LOVE DANIEL JAVIER SAUZA!!!!

 

Not to mention that Jabari got me GODRIC GRYFFINDOR's SWORD!!! and it makes clashing noises!

SO I LOVE JABARI TOO!

YAY! I am in Spanish... fourth period... my official last class of the semester! All we have left is finals!!
THoguh I do have thiss really scary presentation to do in Lit... I have to act, but I can't! I'm not an actress! And we can't have it written out and I'm going to forget everything that I need to say! And I have to dress up like I live in the 50s.. but I don't have any clothes like that!! Augh! Distress! Terror! But I'm going second, so at least I get it over with, but still don't have to go first, which is kinda cool.

Devin says Boo.

SO like I was saying, I am kinda freaking out but whatever. I'll survive.
I will survive.. yah, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive, I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give, I will survive, I will survive!

Last night at Sauza's was uber fun! Yay for pinatas and tamales. And Santa conquers the Martians! oh Balderdash and Fiddledeedee, we had a funny fun fun time. And fooseball, and pingpong off the chandelier, and bouncy ball (Laura!!) and CANDY WAR!!!!!!! That was my favorite part! And then I beat everyone at Godzilla even though I died the most. And Stalin tried to destroy Christmas.


This can only mean trouble.

French Guard
I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous
accent, you silly king-a?!


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WHOA! Long time no write. Narnia on friday was amazing, but I think you all know that because you were all there... I especially liked Edmund, he's pretty much the best.

Gah, I should be working on my phsyics research paper. BLAST THAT EVIL NIGERIAN WITCHDOCTOR WOMAN!

I'm sick. I HATE being sick.
Not that anyone likes being sick...


Laura, Sam, Jabari and Daniel: I thought of another old TV show!! Does anyone remember AH!Real Monsters????? That was possibly the best!

OMGOSH!




I FINALLY FINISHED THE FIRST SEASON OF ALIAS!!




OMGOSH!

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Jack Bristow: FOCUS, Will Tippin!

Will Tippin: AAAH! What are you doing here?

Arvin Sloane: We WILL collaborate, you and I.

AUGH school again tomorrow. YUCK! Anyway, I loved thanksgiving break. I did absolutely nothing. I slept in, saw Harry Potter again, read two and a half books from the Narnia series, Saw Pride & Predjudice and cried, and gained almost five pounds. YAY for holidays! Oh, and a found the most beautiful dress in the world in old roswell, and I REALLY want to get it for prom, but the store people have to see if they can get one in a small from the manufacturer. AHH I WANT THAT DRESS! I want and Oompa Loompa, and I want it NOW!!! I want a feast. I want a bean feast. Cream buns and Donuts and fruitcake with no nuts so good you could go nuts and Give it to me, now!

Sorry. Musical interludes occur every now and again.